HOW TO CHEAT ON YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BITCH!...SLUT!...Hermaphrodite Goat!...Blue Moon. Just so u know, expect nothing less when and if you get caught. A person calling you blue moon is at the height of all insults. Nothing tastes worse than that stuff.

Just as many ways as there are to kill a rat so there are to cheat on your Boyfriend. So in case you feel a burning urge to stab your dude in the back you could use the oldest trick in the book and Do it with his bestfriend or just get a Butcher's knife and stick it just below the shoulder blade and be done with it. It all feels the same anyway.

 Breaking a bro-to-bro bond is an abomination but it also has its bright side since a bro will always have his fellow bros best interests at heart so he will go to great lengths to make sure you don’t get caught plus his knowledge of his besties schedule will come in handy in providing Loopholes or in this case Big chunks of time where you could Do each other and still have time to laugh about it while you compare notes on who knows the unfortunate guy better.

And if despite all this you are blond enough to get caught guess who wears the black eye for a week :)

The long distance ish is also an applicable option mostly recommended for an energetic and enthusiastic chick that has deep pockets and a stone cold heart of ice capable of breaking multiple hearts n still living to smile about it and possesses the willpower of a beast to actually survive multiple humping by multiple partners.

In this case though, good memory is crucial to avoid the vital mistake of texting the dark one- “Hey Brown Sugar” and the light one “mwaaaah Dark Prince” how unfortunate. A black mamba is a black mamba and a white rose is a white rose. You cannot dare confuse the two.

Another illogical way to cheat on your boyfriend is to get him arrested, get him to face trial and make SURE he gets 25-to-life before you go exploiting his brothers merchandise failure to which you WILL have to adopt to the sleeping habits of a Dolphin, sleeping with one eye open,because jail changes the most timid of men and he will not blink once while he guts you like a fish.

Maybe you could also try throwing in a non-existent business class to create time to flirt around an make yourself feel special until he decides to surprise you and ends up with the praise and worship team from C.U and not the expected basics in principles of management with his darling.

But since the heart wants what the heart wants, we shall not assign blame though it’s advisable to appreciate who you have while you have them because you don’t know what you had until you lose it…#WORD!

                                                    Written by Brian $